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Things we do when Mum’s not around

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My wife goes alright, but there’s still a few things it’s better she doesn’t know.

  • Sometimes I give them a raspberry cordial when she only likes them to drink water
  • When we play the “throw me up in the air” game, when Mum’s watching, we always go just that liiiiiiiitle bit higher
  • I purposely dress them in the daggiest, most mismatched clothes they have because I know it annoys her
  • I encourage them to wee in the shower
  • I let our eldest stay up late and watch the footy with me when she goes out with her friends
  • I let them lie on their tummies in the bath and kick their feet until the bathroom is covered in water
  • When we go to Bunnings we also stop at the coffee shop and get a giant caramel milkshake
  • We rock out to Accadacca super loud in the lounge room & head bang (she knows about this one, but we only do it when she’s not home)
  • I teach them how to breakdance
  • I have put them on the grass and washed poo off their bums with a hose (only when it’s warm, promise)
  • I smile on the inside when she tells me they’ve been naughty at the shops, just stop going shopping, love!
Nat

Mid 30’s father of two boys who loves his footy (go the Bombers) and his family.

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